Michigan Women's Festival 

Thick, Forrest-like pubic covered area ranging from the pubic bone to the fupa, usually from sparse sexual activity.

I wanted to go home with him, but it's a Michigan Women's Festival down there right now.

Michigan Women's Festival by Insomniadam June 15, 2017

Michigan speed limit 

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

Michigan speed limit by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Michigan sandstorm 

Snort cocaine Through your ass and fart it out onto another person

Yo I got mad drunk last night and Michigan sandstormed with this fat hooker from Wisconsin

Michigan sandstorm by Adogg69 September 27, 2013

Michigan Star

Michigan Star is A Restaurant Rating System. If your restaurant lacks of Flavor, Cleanliness, Design/Ambiance
You will forsure have a high "MICHIGAN STAR" rating. Opposite of that Would be A "michelin star"

Billy BadAzz* "How was that restaurant my guy?"

Italian Vito* "First off , once I walked in, old paintings from the 80s whatdafuck , the place smelt like the wallz had mold, the baked ziti was as hard as my leather nikes and taste like my godfathers colonoscopy bag. I looked up and saw the "MICHIGAN STAR" Award, it was at that moment Billy, everything made sense"

Billy BadAzz* "oh that restaurant must really suck if it received a Michagan Star, How cringe"

Michigan Star by UrbanDictionary.OG January 31, 2022

michigan snow plow 

when you are nailing a chick from behind, and u knock her arms out from under her, and she face plants into the bed

michigan snow plow is the new doggie style

michigan snow plow by abe owner September 30, 2008

Michigan Strawberry

When you take a butt plug and stick it in the vagina of a girl on her period, give it a quick dip in her butt, then pop it in her mouth like a pacifier.

"You look hungry, babe. You know what's in season this month? A fresh Michigan Strawberry. Pop out the tampon, let's do this right."

Michigan Strawberry by Pop'n Fresh June 19, 2012

Michigan Swirlie 

To give a person a typical swirlie, but instead of in a toilet, dunk them into a snow bank.

Just because it's Christmas doesn't mean you can run your mouth. If you don't shut up Uncle Matt and I will be giving you a Michigan Swirlie.

Michigan Swirlie by gooch14 January 8, 2010