A cheap
cellphone service for metrosexuals. It's based on the crappy and monopolistic CDMA
technology because a metrosexual is too
stupid to know what that is, so they get away with it.
Metrosexual: Hey, umm, I just, umm, got, umm, this like, umm, cheap cellphone service, umm, called metroPCS, for like, umm, $40 a month, umm ya.
Normal
Person: metroPCS? There based on the evil and monopolistic CDMA technology, how could anyone be
stupid enough to actually use them. They
don't even use SIM cards!
Metrosexual: Umm, what were we, umm, talkin' bout again?