pronounced like "Macy"
1. n)mesi- A penis that is bent at its tip with the head of the penis bending back towards the person. The penis is often very soft at the tip and thus very sensitive.
(called a mesi because of the messy mess it causes when ejaculating)
2. n)A person with a bent penis or other messed up genitalia. It could also be a person with no genitalia at all, thus a she/male or a person suffering from genital aplasia.
3. v)mesiing- the act of ejaculating when you have a bent penis
1. n)mesi- A penis that is bent at its tip with the head of the penis bending back towards the person. The penis is often very soft at the tip and thus very sensitive.
(called a mesi because of the messy mess it causes when ejaculating)
2. n)A person with a bent penis or other messed up genitalia. It could also be a person with no genitalia at all, thus a she/male or a person suffering from genital aplasia.
3. v)mesiing- the act of ejaculating when you have a bent penis
1. He has had a mesi since birth, causing him to have a poor social life.
2. Girl- "I was about to give him a hand job but then I pulled down his pants and saw that he was a mesi. It would have been weird jacking that thing off.
Girl- We were making out but then I took off his, actually I don't even know if I can say his, pants and I just saw a patch of bare skin.
3. I heard he has a mesi and when ever he mesis himself off, he has to use a towel to clean the mess off of his tummy and chest.
2. Girl- "I was about to give him a hand job but then I pulled down his pants and saw that he was a mesi. It would have been weird jacking that thing off.
Girl- We were making out but then I took off his, actually I don't even know if I can say his, pants and I just saw a patch of bare skin.
3. I heard he has a mesi and when ever he mesis himself off, he has to use a towel to clean the mess off of his tummy and chest.
by Anon from CTown May 1, 2009
A Mesi is a person with a radiating aura, shining brighter than the Pole Star, a personality that everyone would be jealous of, and basically just an overall wifey type girl. She is truly the type you will want to marry, and all your friends will envy you for finding a chick like her. Their sex game is also uncomparable to anything like you’ve ever had before. They might act like a brat sometimes.
Me: Hey homie, you won’t believe who I hooked up with last night!
George: Who?
Me: It was Alissa from spanish class! Damn she was good in bed, and after she finished me off we went for a drink. Turns out she is a pretty chill girl.
George: Broooo that is so good man! I’m happy for you!
Me: Yeah man, she is such a Mesi, I swear I’ll marry her one day.
Geroge: Woah woah woah bruv, back up there?! Wouldn’t you think using the word Mesi is going too far? That means she must be a goddess or something?!
Me: Trust me, she’s even better than a goddess.
George: Who?
Me: It was Alissa from spanish class! Damn she was good in bed, and after she finished me off we went for a drink. Turns out she is a pretty chill girl.
George: Broooo that is so good man! I’m happy for you!
Me: Yeah man, she is such a Mesi, I swear I’ll marry her one day.
Geroge: Woah woah woah bruv, back up there?! Wouldn’t you think using the word Mesi is going too far? That means she must be a goddess or something?!
Me: Trust me, she’s even better than a goddess.
by Galipali November 20, 2021