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The constellation of primarily immune system symptoms caused by a woman's hormone cycle. May include, but not be limited to: fever, chills, malaise, exhaustion, muscle aches, dandruff, foot fungus, brittle nails, very low pain thresh hold,acne breakout, runny nose, cough and constipation.
If you think PMS is bad, you should be grateful you don't live with menstral malaria!

My menstral malaria lasts up to ten days, but I usually have to call out sick for just two of them.
by busygirl March 08, 2011
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