Mechanical Bride

A woman who does as she's told. Doesn't think for herself. Most likely her parents arranged the marriage. Isn't a very interesting person. Says what you want to hear. Basically like the word says she a robot, mechanical.

"I don't want to marry her!"

"Why not!"

"She's a mechanical bride!"

Mechanical Bride by Alie Rose August 22, 2009

Mechanic’s Bidet 

When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.

Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!

Mechanic’s Bidet by kage1330 February 5, 2021