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meat static

when you are fucking a womans hairy asshole and or vaginal sex with no protection (dry as fuck) and her ass pubes rub with you pubes and a electrical charge is produced, which then shocks your groin rocket.
scott was lucky he didnt get meat static when he was raping vanessa in her hairy ass hole with no lube.
by weiner beaner February 12, 2008
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Meat Station

A slang term used by a homosexual male to address lustful thoughts for another man.
by coolcatdid March 4, 2014
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Gas station meat

Phrase used for when you or someone you know gets fucked in a gas station bathroom on the floor by the janitor
P1: Hey, what took you so long ?
P2: I was filling up the car, I went inside and got some of that gas station meat
by Skeletonpotato June 11, 2018
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meet me at the station

A phrase used to discretely announce that you're arriving, or "cumming". Originally used on the British television series "The IT Crowd"
by honest≠asshole January 6, 2012
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Metastatic Down Syndrome

When someone is so stupid that a simple retard won’t do
Durning an operation. The attending surgeons asks the resident to pull on something so he can see. “Hey pull on that like you mean it”. The resident then pulls too hard and causes audible bleeding! Surgeon says “what is wrong with you? Do you have metastatic Down syndrome?”
by Silver dollar tranny October 28, 2020
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Metastatic Clusterfuck

When a clusterfuck basically explodes into a thousand little fucks that go flying everywhere making it impossible to track them all down and rendering you nostalgic for back when the problem was ONLY a clusterfuck as you put out all the fires.
Covid went from being an outbreak in Wuhan to a full fledged international metastatic clusterfuck
by Mommy Rotten December 6, 2020
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metastatic

Linear time is an illusion. Time is not flowing at all; and linear time probably doesn't exist either. Time is metastatic or spectral.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 13, 2019
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