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Despite sounding like a rough burger you might pick up at your favourite hang out, mcjizzy is a term used to describe the act of getting in with a friend and due to overexcitement and loss of control, jizzing your pants.
"She stuck her tongue down my throat, and left me in a right Mcjizzy moment"

"whey, MCJIZZY"

"oh shit! i think i'm about to do a mcjizzy"

"mmmm Katharine, uh uh MCJIZZY"
Mcjizzy by Jella July 15, 2009
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The creamy 'sauce' used to flavor the Fillet O'Fish at McDonalds. In reality, that 'sauce' is just the semen of a sexually deprived employee, usually male, working in the hot, sweaty, back stoves. Usual characteristics are an abundance of zits, quite skinny in body mass and has an obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.
Yeah, I just made a new batch of McJizz for the Fillet O'Fishes...Barney, you're up next, better get cracking, these things are going fast...seems to be a hit with the women...
mcjizz by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005
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mcjizzle 

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea
I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.
mcjizzle by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

Captain McJizz Guzzler 

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.
Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

McJizzle 

The act of sucking off Ronald McDonald until he cums.
Sally was so happy with her daughters 6th birthday party at McDonalds, she gave the clown a McJizzle in the ladies room.
McJizzle by Rockville June 10, 2009
A person who is the dominate person of the friend group/ leader of the friend group.

The name is usually used in an ironic/joke context and isn't taken seriously.

The name is used to refer to yourself and someone else.
"I'm the McDizzy Around here!"

"Yo, Whazzup McDizzy!"
McDizzy by Thookie July 1, 2023
to explode jizz all over a mcdonalds hamburger
He Mcjizzed at McDonalds
McJizz by jo bob jingle 44 April 5, 2009
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