Mayhr

a middle-aged eccentric woman, often a slight cougar, who bores her peers with random knowledge of new york city and old movies
a mayhr is often found catching up on celebrity gossip (people magazine), scoping out the town on her bicycle or au pied, or searching for the lowest prices on ebay
good luck understanding mayhr with her heavy brooklyn accent

person one: I just purchased Notorious on Ebay!

person two: Agh, you're such a Mayhr!

by distolgotgame January 24, 2010