mavid

Mavid is the pairing of the American Idols Season 7 contestants David Cook and Michael Johns. The 'M' in 'Mavid' taken by Michael Johns' name and 'avid' by David Cook's name, hence 'Mavid'.

Mavid fan #1: Have you seen that chest bump Michael Johns and David Cook did?
Mavid fan #2: Really? I noticed how Michael Johns' crotch area was all up on David's stomach.

by ohhai July 3, 2008

Mavid

Literally the best couple on the planet. Whenever there is an amazing couple that is pretty much married, they can be defined as mavid.

mavid

Guy- Did you hear about that amazing couple?
Girl- Yes! They’re such a mavid.

by Stx Shield 300 October 25, 2018

Mavid

The street name for the Bromance between American Idol contestants Michael Johns and David Cook.

"Did you see the new Mavid dance tonight during PDSTM?"

by krunkjess October 16, 2008

meth maid

A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

Maidan character

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.

A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."

by The Popcat November 5, 2022

Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

by Squambo March 7, 2022

Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022