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Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 28, 2015

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