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Manfraction 

An infraction on the basic rules of manhood.
We were at the urinal and he totally looked across at my junk. Doesn't he know that's a manfraction?

Since it was such a hot day, the guy thought it was okay to commit the manfraction of wearing crocs and a half-shirt; it wasn't.
Manfraction by Tengai May 20, 2008

mantraction

noun;

1: a force acting mutually between 1 or more men, at least one being very or extremely sexually attractive, tending to draw them together, and resisting their separation; and yet still maintaining a proper heterosexual distance between them
2: The property or characteristic of a sexy man that attracts or is intended to attract other men by appealing to their desires and tastes,
Fabio's glistening pectorals exude mantraction.
mantraction by Fabio Lanzoni January 22, 2008

Mastercation 

Due to intense lack of funds, a mastercation is a "staycation" wherein the only planned activity for amusement is masturbation. Should only be attempted by the truly pathetic.
I signed up for Naughty America for three days for $1.95, so I think I'm going to take Monday off and have myself a little mastercation.
Mastercation by RoboNasty July 21, 2009

manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.
1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.
manstraction by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

masteroction 

A word that was already in my phone's predictive text when I tried to drunkly text masturbation to someone.
"The inter-web has a new feature apparently, there's this thing call 'The Pornograph;' and it aids in masteroction"
masteroction by DemonDes March 24, 2008

mantration 

(n) a word to describe the merge of a mantra and affirmation, an affirmation that is repeated so much by one person it becomes more like a mantra
"I journaled and used that phrase so much this year to get me through the tough times that it became my #1 mantration."
mantration by Michellita December 23, 2020