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Manclusion
Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row
Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim
Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.
Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim
Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim
Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.
Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim
Manclusion by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013
Related Words
manclas • Maclash • manchas • Manchasm • manclaven • manblaster • mancasting • Manclusion • ManCoaster • Manglastra Ocanala
Maclash
The pains someone suffers when riding with someone who has a Mac-Attack and whips their car towards those Golden Arches.
Maclash by Sesquipedalian2k September 27, 2011
mancasting
Kate to GF : phil was mancasting about our rennovation plans this morning... He was all over the place, I'm going to have to just do a few things to Get Shit Done
mancasting by Toasterkid April 20, 2021
manplaster
(noun) slang, off-color language of a man's seminal fluid, i.e. the substance a man ejaculates when he does.
Remember that girl I left the bar with last night? I left manplaster all over her ass then shoved her out the door naked!
manplaster by phillydrifter July 28, 2011
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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