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manclas

a male chancla.
Chanclas worn by dominican men with knee high white socks in the summer. Also worn by Jesu crito imitators and Hippies, except unlike 'minicans this dudes rock em even when it snows.
Not to be confused with mandals, manclas are made of rubber..open toe or flip flop like.
He was rockin the manclas last nite.
How he gonna come pick me up wearing the manclas?
by SARB October 27, 2007
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Manclusion

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.
Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim
by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013
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Manchasm

A chasm of men, apparently. Or a tale about Mark Foley and things he said, all of which were right (audience, please!), that all he wanted was a detonator and how Colin is a very pretty pussy cat.
Manchasm by Future of the Left, although the word doesn't appear anywhere in the lyrics.
by Bylli May 24, 2009
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Maclash

The pains someone suffers when riding with someone who has a Mac-Attack and whips their car towards those Golden Arches.
Lukas caught some bad maclash when Christy ripped around that curve after seeing a Mac-Donalds.
by Sesquipedalian2k September 27, 2011
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mancasting

Man broadcasting to Woman in passing with no intention to acually engage in conversation.
Kate to GF : phil was mancasting about our rennovation plans this morning... He was all over the place, I'm going to have to just do a few things to Get Shit Done
by Toasterkid April 20, 2021
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Manlash

MANLASH (MAN-LOSH)

chopped up like 15 strips of bacon and a whole package of sausage links (20) fried in vegtable oil. 5 eggs cooked in bacon grease pound and a half of hashbrowns and cheese.glazed with syrup and mixed with ketchup

I can be made for any meal of the day
the women went in to the kitchen and made the man some "manlash"
by NO-RED August 16, 2011
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manplaster

(noun) slang, off-color language of a man's seminal fluid, i.e. the substance a man ejaculates when he does.
Remember that girl I left the bar with last night? I left manplaster all over her ass then shoved her out the door naked!
by phillydrifter July 28, 2011
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