Man proud 

The state of being proud of yourself for no other reason than you have a penis.

He stood there in his one piece pajamas with his hands on his hips, man proud overlooking his lawn.

Man proud by Rage avenger June 22, 2019

Proud Man's Apology

When someone suddenly starts acting very nice to someone after doing something wrong, instead of actually apologising.

Sam: "Mike humiliated me in front of my girl! He's tried to be extra nice since, but he never apologised"
Paul: "That's a Proud Man's Apology, some guys don't know how to say the word sorry"

Proud Man's Apology by andyBwilson May 22, 2020