man crush monday

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Revealing who is your man crush, must be done on a Monday.

My man crush Monday is Jesus Christ, I'll go gay for Jesus.

man crush monday by Migueeeeelito September 23, 2013

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man crush monday

A day made up by closeted gay men who aren't ready to fully come out, but are also incapable of masking their homoerotic desires for more than 6 days a week.

Oh my gawd, you have you seen that dude's body? I totally beat off to him today -- no homo, though, because it's man crush Monday!

man crush monday by freudmacgyver December 3, 2013

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man crush monday

the one male you desire
A time where you and your loved one can get naughty😉.

Oo it’s man crush monday and my boyfriends home alone!

man crush monday by jamesg456 March 16, 2020

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man crush monday

When you wake up in the morning with the person you don't know.

Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog

man crush monday by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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