man bread 

Bread that is baked so big that it will take a grown man a whole week to eat it, having 4 slices a day.

Girl: OMG! That is like the biggest slice of bread I have ever seen.

Guy: Yup. This is man bread.

man bread by Missy_Moo December 15, 2009

Man bread 

Have you ever pronounced naan bread like nan bread? And then did your friend mistake it for man bread? Well that happened to me, so here you go

Mmmmm man bread

Man bread by Aerda March 27, 2019

the ninja bread man 

a ginger bread man completely covered in black icing, this is 900% more deadly than the original ginger bread man, hence his catchphrase.

"run run as fast as you, it doesn't matter i'm probaly waiting in a toaster to kill you"

"what do u think killed him detective?"

"this could only be the work of THE NINJA BREAD MAN .........god help us all"

the ninja bread man by pigaloo September 30, 2009

Ginger bread man 

One who sells cocaine

Um the ginger bread man cos I got that flower.

Ginger bread man by Bolze January 6, 2010

pathetic soggy bread man 

morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.

omg it's morpheus from the sandman!
ikr he's such a pathetic soggy bread man

pathetic soggy bread man by potaytose November 17, 2022

ginger bread man 

(n.) One who runs in the face of adversity
(v.) To run away

Comes from the story of the famous cookie that no one could catch

"Run Run as fast as you can, You can't catch me I'm the ginger bread man!"

Dagg I didnt see you at the fight, you were hiding in the car weren't you ginger bread man?

Guy 1: How come ya'll didn't fight yesterday
Guy 2: That wimp pulled a ginger bread man on me

ginger bread man by Winine August 28, 2007

the bread man 

Another term used for drug dealer

Her boyfriend is the bread man, he sells the white stuff

the bread man by NH123 November 28, 2016