mammeor 

n. singular (pl. mammeir) from the latin: mammus (divinely chosen to eat) .
def: a very avid pasta eater; pasta lover;
also: predestined to long journeys in unusual places (i.e. Ulisse become Ulisser
in another epic story lost in the Greek archives of Athens around 356 a.d.).
also (rare): not English proficient.

"So, you went to Olive Garden and you ate a pound of pasta? what are you? a Mammeor?"

mammeor by maf May 19, 2005

Mammer 

(n.) A derogatory term for mammals.

"Look at that beaver moving into his neighbor's dam."
"What a lazy-ass mammer."

Mammer by BaronVonBalderdash August 25, 2011

Mammorize 

to remember a woman's breasts for the purpose of future masturbation; to store the image of breasts in the spank bank.

Whoa, see the fun bags on her? I'm gonna mammorize those.

Mammorize by elliotclayton October 29, 2012

Mammorious Relationship 

When one is in love with a female for the sole reason of her glorious mammaries. It is very common in this relationship to put up with such useless things as; talking, occasional dates, or even learning names if need be.

Glenn: Hey, did you hear I have a new girlfriend.
Stacy: What is her name?
Glenn: I dont know. Its a Mammorious Relationship.

Mammorious Relationship by Chancy Chancellor October 12, 2009

Mammorial 

Any ceremony, real or imagined, that worships or mourns an outstanding set of breasts.

Joe: "Dude, remember Jane from back in High School? Saw her in town today."

Bob: "Yeah, she had a great rack! How'd she look?"

Joe: "We'd better have a Mammorial, cause they were hangin' so low you couldn't see her belt!"

Mammorial by RocketmanKarl February 23, 2010

mammerican flag

bikini top emblazoned with the american flag, often accompanied by a matching bikini bottom.

on the fourth of july, jenny thought it would be cute to sport her new mammerican flag bikini.

mammerican flag by ac/douchey August 5, 2009

mammers 

titties; preferably big and rude.

You see that babe Amanda Wenk? Bitch got some big mammers.

mammers by Cole U October 30, 2007