malgor

n. A South African sexual position. Often referred to the reverse inside out.

Chuck: "What were you doing last night?"
Frank: "I gave this girl the malgor."
Chuck: "Was it good?"
Frank: "Is there any other way to do the Malgor?"
Chuck: "You must be kidding."
Frank: "Shut the hell up or I will Malgor you."

by yourpartnerincrime December 16, 2004

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

mangorango

a mango and an orange put together

1: Hey man what are you eating?
2: Mangorango.
3: Shut up.
2: What, that's really what I'm eating!
3: Man shut the hell up, what the hell is a mangorango?
2: It's a mango and an orange put together, look it up on urbandictionary.com!
1: Word.
3: Ehh, can I have a bite?
2: Well I paid a lot for them...
3: Alright, it's cool man, can you tell me where I can get some?
2: The supermarket has them right next to the oranges.
3: Alright, yeah they look and smell really good, I'll probably get myself some.
2: Cool.
3: I have to go.
2: Alright see ya later.
1: Man what is with that guy?
2: What do you mean, he seems cool enough I guess.
1: Nah, he's kinda a loser, I hate how he bugs me for a bite of whatever I'm eating or money or whatever, he's such a moocher.
2: I can't really blame him though, this mangorango is really good.
1: Stop saying that word 'mangorango', it sounds so stupid.
2: MANGORANGO, MANGORANGO
1: Alright, I've had enough of you, I think I should probably head home anyway.
2: Okay, see you tomorrow.

by hyop June 20, 2009

malformoid

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist

The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government

by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022

Masgor

An expression used to describe a person of high skill in a form of combat techniques such as Judo, Archery, Fencing. Originating in old British texts as slang but picked up on in greater numbers by Gaming communities, the term Masgor is a revived authoritarian term used often to refer to superiors or teachers.

"Jeff is a black belt in karate, he truly is a Masgor of the art"

"Josh is so accurate with a bow he is close to becoming a Masgor of archery"

"Jack isn't that good at Judo, I doubt he will become a Masgor"

by TheFrogOfJump May 4, 2013

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

malgorath

A person who puts tomato slices into glasses of water at public restaurant.

Scotty went full Malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his glass of water at Fat Bottom Bettys.

by Dcisky April 17, 2017