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malörtion 

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.
Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.
malörtion by picc285 April 14, 2019
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mangorango

a mango and an orange put together
1: Hey man what are you eating?
2: Mangorango.
3: Shut up.
2: What, that's really what I'm eating!
3: Man shut the hell up, what the hell is a mangorango?
2: It's a mango and an orange put together, look it up on urbandictionary.com!
1: Word.
3: Ehh, can I have a bite?
2: Well I paid a lot for them...
3: Alright, it's cool man, can you tell me where I can get some?
2: The supermarket has them right next to the oranges.
3: Alright, yeah they look and smell really good, I'll probably get myself some.
2: Cool.
3: I have to go.
2: Alright see ya later.
1: Man what is with that guy?
2: What do you mean, he seems cool enough I guess.
1: Nah, he's kinda a loser, I hate how he bugs me for a bite of whatever I'm eating or money or whatever, he's such a moocher.
2: I can't really blame him though, this mangorango is really good.
1: Stop saying that word 'mangorango', it sounds so stupid.
2: MANGORANGO, MANGORANGO
1: Alright, I've had enough of you, I think I should probably head home anyway.
2: Okay, see you tomorrow.
mangorango by hyop June 20, 2009

malformoid 

a creature that has voluntarily given up its humanity to live as a social reject and a leftist
The CHAZ was the first successful state run by malformoids. of course within a week they had killed 2 teenagers and had to cede power to the US government
malformoid by Gray_Grimbus December 12, 2022
An expression used to describe a person of high skill in a form of combat techniques such as Judo, Archery, Fencing. Originating in old British texts as slang but picked up on in greater numbers by Gaming communities, the term Masgor is a revived authoritarian term used often to refer to superiors or teachers.
"Jeff is a black belt in karate, he truly is a Masgor of the art"

"Josh is so accurate with a bow he is close to becoming a Masgor of archery"

"Jack isn't that good at Judo, I doubt he will become a Masgor"
Masgor by TheFrogOfJump May 4, 2013

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.
I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status
A person who puts tomato slices into glasses of water at public restaurant.
Scotty went full Malgorath when he put the tomato slice from his hamburger into his glass of water at Fat Bottom Bettys.
malgorath by Dcisky April 17, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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