make your own dinner 

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."

make your own dinner by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

make your own sandwich 

Resorting to masturbation due to lack of womanly contact, pleasuring yourself, etc

Person 1: Wow, i wish i had a girlfriend...
Person 2: Why? do you keep having to make your own sandwich?

make your own sandwich by backoftheface October 18, 2010

make your own candle shop 

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

make your own candle shop by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

Do you make your own earrings? 

A secret code used by gay women to figure out if the other woman is gay as well.

Do you make your own earrings? Yes, are you gay too?

Do you make your own earrings? by Murry June 20, 2020

Go make your own goddamn sandwich 

What you say someone when he/she tells you to go make them a sandwich without asking nicely

Yo' go make me a sandwich!

Go make your own goddamn sandwich you lazy ass.

Go make your own goddamn sandwich by Willoe June 19, 2011

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,

Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu by LilCoochie September 25, 2019

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. 

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025