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mahotmess 

mahotmess |mä hät mes|
also see mahawtmess

1. noun
A really attractive person from the Middle East or East Asia

2. adjective
The feeling of anxiety at the sight of a romantic interest, esp. a person of Middle Eastern or East Asian descent.
Example 1: Kim Kardashian so fine! She's a mahotmess!

Example: Girl, you so fine! You make me feel like a mahotmess!
mahotmess by ThaRealQuatroQuatro January 26, 2015
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Patrick Mahomes 

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.
Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude

Patrick Mahomes 

Father of Josh Allen
Omg it's Patrick mahomes. He is Josh Allens Father.
Patrick Mahomes by The_Lord69 February 1, 2022

Mahomesian 

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive
The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.
Mahomesian by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020
To put a shit load of ketchup on any item of food.
Person 1: "Damn these eggs is dry as shit!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, just mahomes that shit!"
Mahomes by Mockworm March 29, 2019

Sexy McHotness 

The super sweet friend of Cutie McAwesomeness who loves asian girls and is from the sauga. Very metro and emo at the same time.
Man, that guy is such a Sexy McHotness!
Sexy McHotness by Easter October 26, 2006

patrick mahomes prayer 

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.
I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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