mahotmess

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mahotmess |mä hät mes|
also see mahawtmess

1. noun
A really attractive person from the Middle East or East Asia

2. adjective
The feeling of anxiety at the sight of a romantic interest, esp. a person of Middle Eastern or East Asian descent.

Example 1: Kim Kardashian so fine! She's a mahotmess!

Example: Girl, you so fine! You make me feel like a mahotmess!

mahotmess by ThaRealQuatroQuatro January 26, 2015

Words you can keep

Patrick Mahomes

The quarter back for the Kansas City Chiefs. Some people compare this specimen to god. Also know for having a very strong arm. This nigga also sounds like Kermit the frog.

Example:
Dude1: Yoooo I just saw Patrick Mahomes!
Dude2: Dont you mean GOD...
Dude1: Totaly Dude
Dude2: Dude
Dude1: Dude

Patrick Mahomes by Mr.dudewitadude,Dude January 23, 2019

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Patrick Mahomes

Father of Josh Allen

Omg it's Patrick mahomes. He is Josh Allens Father.

Patrick Mahomes by The_Lord69 February 1, 2022

Mahomesian

adj; referring to any and everything in the manner of NFL Quarterback Patrick Mahomes

Typically ridiculously good as well as impressive

The way that (insert player) played today was, dare I say, Mahomesian.

The lawyer's hail mary attempt to convict were, dare I say, Mahomesian.

It must have taken a Mahomesian effort to get laid after you drunkenly called that broad the wrong name, dare I say...

Remy Mahomesianly orchestrated Gusteau's kitchen, crafting the, dare I say, perfect meal to critic Anton Ego in the famous Disney classic Ratatouille.

After a long night of drinking, my shaft rose Mahomesianly to get the job done.

I was laying paralyzed in the hospital, when the nurse's sponge bath inspired a Mahomesian sized erection, the likes of which she had never seen.

Mahomesian by Droppingdimes123 September 28, 2020

Mahomes

To put a shit load of ketchup on any item of food.

Person 1: "Damn these eggs is dry as shit!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, just mahomes that shit!"

Mahomes by Mockworm March 29, 2019

Sexy McHotness

The super sweet friend of Cutie McAwesomeness who loves asian girls and is from the sauga. Very metro and emo at the same time.

Man, that guy is such a Sexy McHotness!

Sexy McHotness by Easter October 26, 2006

patrick mahomes prayer

When you are playing football and are about to or are in the process of getting sacked ( probably because your o-line is ass) and you still make a complete pass.

I told that boy say the Patrick Mahomes prayer and chuck the ball and hope it lands and we won 67 to 21

patrick mahomes prayer by The joker of Philosophy April 24, 2022

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026