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A mass of semen that mysteriously disappears after being ejaculated.
Jim: Squirt .... Where the hell...?
Sarah: What are you doing? What are you looking for?
Jim: Did you see where it went? Damn magicum!
magicum by Allaboard December 3, 2009
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project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.
Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."
Magium is a text adventure RPG style Choose your own adventure game made by a single person and it's on the playstore, appstore and has an e-book and also a paperback version of the first book.
Person 1 : Hey, have you played the Text Adventure game "Magium"?
Person 2 : No I have not, is it fun?
Magium by Eltacore June 4, 2018

magicular 

Dude I'm so magicular.
magicular by A1_Mike_Hawk January 12, 2017

magicomm 

To wake someone up, to get their attention using cross media multi-touch campaigns (Personalized direct mail that contains a PURL (Personal URL) to notify someone about a new product, a new event that they should attend or new service.
They never heard of us, so we decided it was time to magicomm them.
magicomm by Michael Jahn September 8, 2007
A CYOA created by a Romanian fellow known as 'Cris', internet alias; blackwhirlwind.

It revolves around an average joe named Barry on his quest to win a tournament the prize of which would allow him to pursue his aspirations of becoming a wizard, as he is incapable of becoming one through any other means, it appears.

Standard fantasy stuff with a few subversions of the trope. It would be insignificant if it were not for than Cris' openness to ]community] feedback and it still being in development, with the full release being scheduled ~5 years from now, as of this writing.

It has a subreddit and kickass Discord server, the former of the two Cris is somewhat active on and concisely humors the community's collective autism, bless his soul.
The newest Magium chapter is gonna be released next Friday, author says!
Magium by Vicattie=/=God June 2, 2018

Magicmil 

Magicmil is a mythical create who has appeared in many peoples dreams globally , many believe they may even be a real one and they set it as their life long goal just to see one on whilst under the influence of a vodka red bull
Person 1 : if you could have 1 wish what would it be

Unhealthy person : idk maybe money

Normal person : to see a magicmil
Magicmil by Milmoyeeeee April 17, 2020
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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