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Madhouse
White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?
Tapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
four walls surround me
an empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze
Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?
Tapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
four walls surround me
an empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze
Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame
It's a madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a madhouse
Oh, am I insane?
My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light
Or so they claim
It's a madhouse
Oh, am I insane?
My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light
Madhouse by Death Menace June 21, 2023
machosexual
A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.
The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006
Medick's Madhouse
The best server to play First Person Shooters on.
Legendary.
Only the best gamers swell on that server.
Legendary.
Only the best gamers swell on that server.
Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?
Nah, what about it?
Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.
Nah, what about it?
Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.
Medick's Madhouse by Azuron December 9, 2011
machosexual
A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.
Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.
I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.
Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.
I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
machosexual by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012
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Ratfucker
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath
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