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madhotsex 

what daniel wants from a drunken orilzuh but will never receive because arilzuh will pull her off of him before she ever lets orilzuh have madhotsex with him.
daniel fantasizes about having madhotsex with orilzuh when she is drunk and demanding it from him.
madhotsex by arilzuh July 23, 2008
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madhouse 

psychiatric ward,a place for the mentally unstable
Hey Stogie ,you wanna go down to the Voodoo Lounge and have a few beer's? it's 25 cent draft night. No thanks,I was there last week,it was a madhouse.
madhouse by stogie66 June 17, 2010

Madhouse 

White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?

Tapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
four walls surround me
an empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame
It's a madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light
Madhouse by Death Menace June 21, 2023

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.
Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.
machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006

Medick's Madhouse

The best server to play First Person Shooters on.

Legendary.

Only the best gamers swell on that server.
Hey man, you hear about the new #1 BF3 server in the world?

Nah, what about it?

Medick's Madhouse, IT'S FUCKING AWESOME! Sanity optional.
Medick's Madhouse by Azuron December 9, 2011

madhouse 

This is the 1337ness of all 1337ness!! if you know what this is.. omg! you are 1337ness it self.. 1337 eh?
Gwila
madhouse by Gwilz0r April 2, 2003

machosexual 

A machosexual is a man who engages in faux-homosexual activities (also known as sport) as a means of expressing repressed feelings.
Machosexuals seek male company almost exclusively and ridicule anything perceived as feminine.

Machosexual's will deny homosexuality very aggressively as typically they lack the self insight to realize this only affirms the truth of the assertion.
Other indications of machosexuality include:
Violence (esp.against other homosexuals.)
Meat Eating.
Fear of women.
"Gang banging" (So all involved can pretend to be straight.)
General aggression.
Easily confused by emotions.
Fear of ridicule by other men.

I should point out that a lot of the indications of machosexuality overlap with that of having a small penis.
Turkish wrestling is the most machosexual activity known to man.
machosexual by TheLastStraightMan November 27, 2012
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