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mandangled 

Def: In state of total inhebriation. Unable to control any bodily part and or function. fucked up retarded

Background: Got so fucked up and retarded one night with Paulie B. Nick and Tray, that we had to come up with a new word
> Dude what did you do last night?

> Dunno started off with a bottle of captains spiced, 24 beers and a quarter....woke up next to some swamp donkey i must have met at the bar

> SOunds like you got Mandangled
mandangled by Hamolka January 21, 2005

Mandangler 

She didnt want to have sex until i showed her my mandangler.
Mandangler by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

mandangle 

The state of a penis, when flacid, hangs as low or lower than the testicles.
"Dude! I saw "Watchmen" and the glowing blue guy had a full on mandangle going on!"
mandangle by Marco Porno August 16, 2009

mandangle 

Slang term for the penis that is more PC, yet still gets the point across.
"If you walk down Milledge Ave with your mandangle out, you will get some action"
mandangle by andrew April 25, 2003

Kurt Mandangle 

A slang name for wrestling Super Star Kurt Angle. Known for pulling stunts, Or well endowed white male member. A Kurt Mandangle.
Hey there look at that kurt mandangle on that dude over there april. Or thats a very Curt mandangle. Or check out Kurt mandangle on wrestling he's not afraid of shiznit
Kurt Mandangle by Daman Money January 25, 2010

mandangled 

simultaneous sex in both ass and vagina..
Stephanie got mandangled!!
mandangled by T.Pizzle November 24, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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