machpat 

from hebrew

literaly: what cares
however common usage implies a more derogatory meaning.

what do i care, i dont care, whatever, so, so what, fuck off.

me: Good morning how are you?
my brother: Machpat.

me: Why did you throw the olive pits in the sink?
my brother: Machpat.

me: Okay bye, see you next week.
my brother: Macpat.

machpat by efrat April 26, 2006

MathPathways 

The most AIDS web link ever created, it was intended to be a home style learning for Mathmatics. But instead is more similar to a nasty af STD that u can lose. with fortnightly test that make u want to end it all

friend: fuck i have a test on Friday for MathPathways
me: lol good luck with that bull shit

MathPathways by firbankpussymagnet May 22, 2019

mashpatitties 

the action of mashing your titties against someone

My wife gave me some mashpatitties for dinner

mashpatitties by The Last Weeaboo May 17, 2016

Fatty MacPatty

An incredibly obese woman, who usually wears spandex and has cankles. Also possess multiple chins and rolls, usually scene dining at a fast food establishment such as McDonalds for example.

"Wait till everyone gets there food before you get seconds, your going to leave nothing for anyone else you damn Fatty MacPatty."

Fatty MacPatty by Throbbin P. Ness June 20, 2006

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake 

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.

Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."

frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake by clynnroff December 1, 2009

Mashpatitties 

The act of mashing ones titties against someone or something

My wife gave me some mashpatitties last night.

Mashpatitties by TheBestUserNameEver May 15, 2016

Mashpatitties 

When you slap or beat the titties so hard they turn into the consistency of mashed potatoes.

Lisa, I am going to punch your boobs so hard they turn into mashpatitties.

Mashpatitties by Cheenpoo September 4, 2017