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machpat

from hebrew

literaly: what cares
however common usage implies a more derogatory meaning.

what do i care, i dont care, whatever, so, so what, fuck off.
me: Good morning how are you?
my brother: Machpat.

me: Why did you throw the olive pits in the sink?
my brother: Machpat.

me: Okay bye, see you next week.
my brother: Macpat.
by efrat April 26, 2006
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MathPathways

The most AIDS web link ever created, it was intended to be a home style learning for Mathmatics. But instead is more similar to a nasty af STD that u can lose. with fortnightly test that make u want to end it all
friend: fuck i have a test on Friday for MathPathways
me: lol good luck with that bull shit
by firbankpussymagnet May 22, 2019
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mashpatitties

the action of mashing your titties against someone
My wife gave me some mashpatitties for dinner
by The Last Weeaboo May 17, 2016
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Fatty MacPatty

An incredibly obese woman, who usually wears spandex and has cankles. Also possess multiple chins and rolls, usually scene dining at a fast food establishment such as McDonalds for example.
"Wait till everyone gets there food before you get seconds, your going to leave nothing for anyone else you damn Fatty MacPatty."
by Throbbin P. Ness June 20, 2006
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frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake

Noun.
A made up beverage from starbucks, typically used sarcastically to poke fun at the actual ridiculous drinks people order that are too confusing for normal people (dunkin donut drinkers) to remember and/or say.
Bob: "Hey Tim, I'm doing a starbucks run! Want anything?"

Tim: "Uh, what are you getting?"

Bob: "A Venti Non-fat Peppermint Chai Mocha Latte, skin milk, no cream light on the foam with an extra shot of expresso. And you?"

Tim: "UH....hit me up with a... frappa-lappa caramel machiatto mocha shake, I guess?"

Bob: "You dissapoint me."
by clynnroff December 1, 2009
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Mashpatitties

The act of mashing ones titties against someone or something
My wife gave me some mashpatitties last night.
by TheBestUserNameEver May 15, 2016
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Mashpatitties

When you slap or beat the titties so hard they turn into the consistency of mashed potatoes.
Lisa, I am going to punch your boobs so hard they turn into mashpatitties.
by Cheenpoo September 4, 2017
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