The Kingdom of Luzerne

Located in the scenic Wyoming Valley in northeastern Pennsylvania, Luzerne, or the Kingdom of Luzerne, is a truely magical land. What Luzerne lacks in diversity (98.92% white as of the 2000 census), it more than makes up for in old people (as of 2000, 46.4 % are 45 and older). If ever you find yourself in the Wyoming Valley (god help you), be sure to stop in Luzerne, it's the crown jewel of the region!
"Welcome to the Kingdom of Luzerne, enjoy our old white people!"
by The Luzernian August 12, 2009
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Lake Luzerne

The ugliest 'town' in the Lake George region. Where the poor hicks go to hang out. A town so small that it combines its public school with the nearby town of Hadley. The school system praises lack luster grades and poor academics.
Student One: Hey man, did you take that test on friday?
Student Two: Yeah, totally bombed it.
Student One: Man that really sucks.
Student Two: Not really, I'm still Lake Luzerne top ten.
by SnowFoxMayu March 22, 2009
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