low-resolution hottie

A girl who looks good from a distance, but close-up is actually butters.

I say Crispin, I believe I'd like to dip my wick in that young sort over there. Let's get a closer look.

On closer inspection she's a hound. Sorry old chum, got caught out by a low-resolution hottie.

by Leroy_n_Tyrone October 21, 2009