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1)"The longest singular french frie in a carton, procured typically at a low-priced fast food establishment."

2)"A colloquial term, popular around the northern suburbs of Buffalo, NY, for fellatiac sexual practices of a disposable, pulpy nature."
"She gave him quite the loungster, he was in some pain."

"The loungster recovered from a Delaware Avenue drive-thru measured a full 14 inches in length."
loungster by Cheatmo March 7, 2009
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Longtermgevity 

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".
Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.
Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016
One who lounges; that is, frequents cocktail lounges and indulges in classic vices reminescent of an earlier time in American history: those of music, cocktails, fashion, flirting, and all manners of witty conversation.
That sharp gent over there smoking a Churchill and sipping a Sidecar? Great conversation sure, but don't ask him to dance — he's a lounger.
lounger by Tommy White Tie November 11, 2003

youngster joey

the dopest mothafooka with the dankest rattata ever debuting in pokemon silver and pokemon gold his greatness inspires all great trainers to strive for the top
Fun Fact joey's rattata is in the top percentage of rattata
dude i just lost to youngster joey that swag trainer smokes so much dank kush i never stood a chance

Logangsters 

Damn all these logangsters don't use the right you're in the comments
Logangsters by MaxxMemes January 7, 2018

Logangster 

That one guy in the back of the classroom who always has to go to the bathroom and eats a lot of chips and then says he's a maverick
OHHHHHH SHIT WE GOT A LOGANGSTER
Logangster by that69 February 9, 2018

lap loungers 

droopy boobs that seem to lounge closer to a woman's lap than her chest area. Opposite of Perky bubules
She was a beautiful older woman, but the fact that she liked to show off her lap loungers by not wearing a bra was a real turn off to Mark.
lap loungers by chillerlingo January 6, 2012