lorry johnson 

a young man who commonly attends gay raves to achieve entry to mens bum holes

guy 1: hey what did u get up last night man

guy 2: i went to a gay rave!

guy 1: pfft thats only for people like lorry johnson, who like schlongs in the asses

lorry johnson by benLOLatlorry October 16, 2008

larry johnson

the best character from the indie game sally face. he is superior in every way and he is perfect. we dont talk about episode four though. never talk about episode four.

"have you heard of larry johnson?"
"yeah hes the fucking coolest"

larry johnson by Enchanted_ June 3, 2021

Larry Johnson

A really hot metal head with long hair. He actually is really hot did you know?!?!

“Who’s Larry? What?”
“Oh silly Larry Johnson is like one of the hottest metal heads to exist!!!”

Larry Johnson by salfisherssignificantother June 17, 2021

Larry Johnson

One of the greatest running backs ever, coming out of Penn State. In 2002 he had more than 2000 yards and 20 tds, and in 2003 was drafted 27th overall to the Kansas City Chiefs. He was 3rd string for some unbeknownst reason for two years, but now he is the starter due to injuries. He is big, strong, fast, and runs behind a great offensive line. He will probably break a few records before he retires.

Larry Johnson just broke an 84 yard touchdown run.

Larry Johnson by PSU HACKS! December 26, 2005

larry johnson

a big nigger for the kansas city chiefs who owns everyone and runs right through them

larry johnson owned those niggers on the other team yesterday.

larry johnson by kc12345 August 28, 2008

Larry Johnson

Generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a fucktard. Can be used for losers, douchebags, dipshits, arrogant assholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general prick vibe.

Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.

Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"

Larry Johnson by Brannick October 27, 2013

Long Johnson Larry 

The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.

Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”

Long Johnson Larry by Nazi nigger69 March 28, 2020