Lonkus
That guy is a lonkus
Lonkus by A real cool kat January 22, 2018
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Linkus7
An amazing Swedish Legend Of Zelda speed runner who has held multiple world records. He is almighty and all knowing. He has also discovered a few glitches, especially in The Wind Waker and its HD remake.
Person 1: Where is Linkus7 from? I heard he is German.
Person 2: Where did you here that? He’s Swedish! linkusF
Person 2: Where did you here that? He’s Swedish! linkusF
Linkus7 by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021
Lonius
A lonius is someone who is both an introvert and an extrovert and neither one is more dominant than the other. Thus an individual with an internal conflict and often finds themself being both a loner and genius at the same time.
Have you met the new girl yet? She is such a lonius- always the first to go home from a party but loves being the center of attention. I also hear she's a total genius.
Lonius by DarleneOliviaPope July 15, 2017
Lonus
A Lonus, a Larry Bonus. A Bonus that is said to be in place but will never come to existence. This is something that sounds very exciting at the beginning but in fact is nothing.
Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Lonus by SuperDuperSalesGuy March 4, 2019
Longi, Longus
I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus
Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021
Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle
Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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