Lonkus
That guy is a lonkus
Lonkus by A real cool kat January 22, 2018
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Lonkus • Lokus • lonus • Lankus B • linkus • Linkus7 • linkussy • longus dickicus • Longus Schlongus • longus shlongus
Linkus7
An amazing Swedish Legend Of Zelda speed runner who has held multiple world records. He is almighty and all knowing. He has also discovered a few glitches, especially in The Wind Waker and its HD remake.
Person 1: Where is Linkus7 from? I heard he is German.
Person 2: Where did you here that? He’s Swedish! linkusF
Person 2: Where did you here that? He’s Swedish! linkusF
Linkus7 by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) March 2, 2021
Lonius
A lonius is someone who is both an introvert and an extrovert and neither one is more dominant than the other. Thus an individual with an internal conflict and often finds themself being both a loner and genius at the same time.
Have you met the new girl yet? She is such a lonius- always the first to go home from a party but loves being the center of attention. I also hear she's a total genius.
Lonius by DarleneOliviaPope July 15, 2017
Lonus
A Lonus, a Larry Bonus. A Bonus that is said to be in place but will never come to existence. This is something that sounds very exciting at the beginning but in fact is nothing.
Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Similar to a Lommitment. A Larry commitment.
Lonus by SuperDuperSalesGuy March 4, 2019
Longi, Longus
I saw Longis in the mall.
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus
I saw a Longus in the mall.
Longi- Group/Plural form of Longus
Longus- Part of a Longi group/ Singular
Longi, Longus
Longi, Longus by LONGICULT April 9, 2021
Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle
Common term used by medical professionals to describe any muscle found in the corresponding dongal region of human anatomy. Dongal is derived from the ancient word "penis".
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
The term can also be used more loosely to describe any muscle in the body used to impress women, move heavy objects, or that craves brawndo
The muscle both originates and inserts on the dongal bone and is innervated by the dongal nerve.
It took fourteen cops to take me down because I kept roundhouse kicking them using my dongus longus strongus maximus muscle. Biaaaatch!
Dongus Longus Strongus Maximus Muscle by Dongus Strongus November 10, 2007
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026