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Short for long dick hoe, a guy with a great body and a pornstar dick that fucks around with a lot of people
guy 1 - "I fucked this really hot guy yesterday, and he has a long dick! His name is Ricardo, do you know him?"
guy 2 - "Yes, I know him, It's no big deal that you fucked him cause he's a longdik. He's fucked nearly every guy in California."
guy 1 - "¿En Serio? He is a long dick hoe!
longdik by Arándanos Enojados November 11, 2014
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Longdicking 

When you are giving her every inch of that goober.
I was going all the way in, and then I would pull it almost all the way out before re entry. She was like..."Damn baby, I like that longdicking"
Longdicking by flop dobbins May 18, 2014
When you hit that punani so hard and deep, the bitch can't walk for the next three days.
1)
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"

2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah
longdick by osibisa October 21, 2007

Longdickin 

The point where my dick is almost out of her pussy and then I bury it. Hitting her cervix, of course.
Damn, Brendi is so hot. I bet James is longdickin her every damn night ! I ain't mad at him.
Longdickin by Deep Daddy September 22, 2019

Longdiculous 

An adjective used to describe an absurdly long penis.
That man's penis is longdiculous.

longdicking 

basically longdicking is when you fuck a bitch. the one distinction between plain sex and longdicking, is that when you longdick, theres a certain special something sex doesnt have..usually a giant cock or an extreme amount of stamina.
I picked up some girl at the club last night and i was longdicking dat ho for like 3 hours straight till she passed out.
longdicking by squidgy July 29, 2008

Longdistance best friends 

If you are a long distance best friend, you will stay at least five miles away from the other person, including phone calls and video chats.
Tyler and Hayley are longdistance best friends.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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