lombordo

A fat retard from Boston Massachusetts that loves to bang fat girls and continuously be a failure. Could also be know as a Lombardi or a Mike.

Did you see that Lombordo over there eating that pile of dog shit?

Yeah it’s just Mike again being retarded.

by Big dick Jim August 10, 2018

Dave Lombardo

Top 5 greatest metal drummer of all time. Try copying that Fall out cunt boy! Dave Lombardo is Brilliant.

Dave Lombardo is a REAL drummer.

by Lyle87 December 24, 2007

Lombardo

1. Heavy metal drumming. The type of drumming that makes you want to headbang to the point of getting whiplash, then continuing to headbang because the drums kicks serious ass. Named after the drummer of Slayer, Dave Lombardo.

2. Kick ass metal music.

1. Yo, I want to play in a badass metal band, but nobody around here can play lombardo!
2. I f*cking love Lombardo!

by minitrampoline May 31, 2018

lombardo

huge, juicy, wet cock slap

i lombardoed her face off

by drsmoothj October 8, 2005

steve lombardo

When you're having drunk, goofy ass sex with a decent looking girl and having her dad catch you, throw your own shoes at you, make you run out naked with your "go-to" hat on, and having to drive home naked with just the hat on.

"Holy Be Bop, I'm as dumb, ugly, and weird as Steve Lombardo"

by Willy Treetops June 17, 2008

Lombardo

Verb: to con and seduce minors by using one's position as a leader or a role model.

Noun: One who lombardos.

Origin: Mike Lombardo, a musician who manipulated underage girls into agreeing to have sex with him.

"Did you hear about that movie star? He's about to stand trial for lombardoing. It's sick."

by rebeccawesome April 26, 2012

lombardo

when someone is short fat and smelly and all around just gross your cursed with the lomardo curse.

did you just see that guy at moes? he totally has the lombardo.

by thu126 November 6, 2011