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Lobernoch - the act of ejaculating a sandy like substance into an unsuspecting clitoris or pussy as you may say, when the cunt or pussy as you may say is at it's most driest as in wiping off any juices with a paper towel or a ShamWow™ it is perceived as the most pleasurable time to Lobernoch a vagina or pussy as you may say.
Guy1: Yo Bro Dude I just Deadass Lobernoched the goth chick the other day

Guy2: Yooo no way Bro! But was her pussy dry af or nah
Guy1: Ya fam she used a ShamWow™

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by AestheticBoii April 14, 2018
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