lobco 

1. An uncommon term used to refer to somebody as a "shit-chugging twat." It is typically used by seventh and eighth grade boys who reside in the suburban areas of Rhode Island, much to the dismay of new residents/visitors who get taunted with this term they're unaware of.
2. It can also be used to refer to somebody naive or gullible. This originated on an online game called "Franktown" in 2012, used to target children who gave away account passwords for memberships.

EXAMPLE 1:
John: Man, what's up with Jerry?
Jeff: I don't know, he spilled coffee all over my brand new comic books and didn't even bother to buy me new ones.
John: Yeah, I hate that guy. He's such a fucking lobco.
Jeff: Agreed.
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EXAMPLE 2:
Notascammer22: um give me ur password ill give u membership.
Cupcakes520: ok my password is password123 get the one year membership for me.
*NOTASCAMMER22 LOGS INTO CUPCAKE520'S ACCOUNT.*
Notascammer22 (now Cupcakes520): that girl was such a lobco. lol. i wish i had a better username tho...

lobco by cooldude2244 May 15, 2016

LibCon 

Short for Liberal-Conservative (Can also be interchangeable with Conservative-Liberal)

Insult.

It is used to signify that there is little to no difference between a conservative or liberal government / supporter and the final outcome for a voter or general citizen would be the same with little difference. Generally meaning one who votes or supports a Liberal (Progressive) based party and then after being displeased after their time in power, they turn to the Conservative based party and support them. Assuming that the outcome will be different than the previous. The cycle continues in a circle of Liberal,Conservative, Liberal,Conservative etc... with no major change in the political atmosphere, hypocrisy, poor politician work efficiency, financial corruption or the lack of care for the citizen's well being.

The term is popularly used by any rebel against governments or central powers(such as an Anarchist etc..) or someone simply disgusted and fed up with politics and politician's in general.

Look at all these mindless LibCons arguing between each other. The poor fools have no idea that these political parties are both wolves of the same breed preying on all the people.

LibCon by Old school bossman September 14, 2020

sal lobiondo III 

A joke

Don't be such a Sal Lobiondo III.

sal lobiondo III by dfkjhgkjfdhkdjkdf January 24, 2015

Lobob

Eshay cat

Look it’s a lil eshay eshay cat it’s called fucken lobob.

Lobob by Lobob May 23, 2020

Lobrog 

A useless creature that is formed when a balrog mates with a lobster, resulting in a lobster beast with flaming feeler (palp) which effectively cooks their own body. This is ironic because they can only utilize these flaming feelers when out of the water (their natural habitat) at risk of cooking themselves, additionally that means they are not effective in battle in their natural habitat as they cannot utilize their flaming feelers. Thus a lobrog can be defined as someone who is very useless.

Tim: Have you met that new kid Fay?

Ben: No but I hear he is a total Lobrog.

Harry: Yeah he is the most useless kid I know.

Lobrog by Oven123 August 27, 2010

Louisiana Locomotive 

When a man wears a strap-on facing behind him and fucks two girls simultaneously. One with his dick, and the other with the strap-on. The term originates from the motion in which the man is moving back in forth like a locomotive.

Me and wife decided to explore our sexuality when we called over our next-door neighbor to do a Louisiana Locomotive.

Louisiana Locomotive by BWeezyAflo April 7, 2011

Lobotocism 

The act of stabbing someone in the forehead with a crucifix. Surgical apparel and holy water optional but recommended. Hey you want it to work right?

When a lobotomy or an exorcism isn’t enough by itself, try combining science and religion performing a lobotocism!

Lobotocism by Travesty December 8, 2021