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lizard lip 

To drink liquor straight from the bottle, instead of pouring into a shot glass or mixing it with another drink like a normal person would.
Person A: (refering to half bottle of bacardi 151) Dude, you could totally finish that right now! Just lizard lip that shit.

Drunkard: Hahaha no way, there is so much left in there! Blargh!

Person A: (to self) Foiled again!
lizard lip by sandstorm810 October 27, 2011
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lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy
"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"
lizard lips by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009

Lizard Lips

When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe

Lizard lips

Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips
Lizard lips by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017

Longs Lizard Lips 

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!

Lipo-Lizard

A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.
"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."
Lipo-Lizard by Mr B Shamrocks November 27, 2006

lipstick lizard 

A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.
"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."
lipstick lizard by chintzy March 6, 2007