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lizard lips

1. A vagina lacking the naturally produced lubricating fluids

2. A dry pussy
"Bitch, what'd I tell you 'bout pickin' up that KY, yo Lizard Lips finna give me rug burn!"
lizard lips by Lovemuscle January 2, 2009

Lizard Lips

When someone has no lips and is a slut and does whatever a guy wants involving anything sexual a.k.a. Deanna fucking Lowe
Hey lizard lips close your legs!

Lizard lips

Dry lips

Face lips

Not vagina lips
Your face lips are dry, you have lizard lips
Lizard lips by Dingusmckringus September 22, 2017

Longs Lizard Lips 

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
Longs Lizard Lips by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024

Lipo-Lizard

A person (usually female) that hs been subjected to lots of plastic surgery, liposuction, collagen injections, etc. 'Lipo' comes from the word 'liposuction'. 'Lizard' comes from the skin being very tight around the jaw and neckline, thus making the face look reptillian in nature. Also emphasis on over-inflated lips from collagen injections, adding to the reptillian (or amphibian) effect. Breast implants can also factor in the defintion.
"Hanging out at Nordstrom's, we saw some lipo-lizard, she looked like she had at least 20k worth of surgery done on her face....."
Lipo-Lizard by Mr B Shamrocks November 27, 2006

lipstick lizard 

A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.
"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."
lipstick lizard by chintzy March 6, 2007
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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