liver board

An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.

Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).

Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?

liver board by MSMStud October 25, 2007

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liverboard

A brain donor would use this word when they actually mean 'live-aboard' - boats, usually for diving, where you live aboard rather than in a hotel.

Hey dude, I was on a really great liverboard out of Sharm.

liverboard by Barry Higgins January 29, 2008

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Diving liveaboard

A diving liveaboard is a medium to small size cruise boat ( until 150 passengers) on which divers can cruise to diving sites that are often unaccessible to day trip diving cruises.

Our diving liveaboard was definitely the most comfortable way to dive in areas where we were able to see whale sharks, hammer heads, coral reef and beautiful shipwrecks without having to commute to a resort! We spent the whole day diving!

Diving liveaboard by LiveAboard.com July 5, 2017

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Saturday Night Live Is Big Barda by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

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Saturday Night Live Are Big Barda

Saturday Night Live Are Big Barda by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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