lipocrite

An asshole who tells everyone how healthy he has become, then he lapses and gets fatter than he ever was.

Johnny is such a lipocrite! He worked out and ate pilaf and bitched about his fat girlfriend for three weeks, now he's back to drinking whisky in the lab.

by Nirav H October 9, 2008

Hipocrite

A person who talks shit about someone and acts like they don’t like them either, then goes and hangs out with them.

She was literally talking shit about her and now they’re bff’s. What a hipocrite.

by user7891 July 27, 2018

Yipocrite

Someone completely unaware of their own hypocrisy, and highly critical of others.

The douchebag with the jack in the box avatar is such a Yipocrite.

by Wright Willy Rafer December 18, 2012

hipocrite

1.)Someone who says something that even (s)he disagrees with.

2.) A person who is the exact opposite of what (s)he is.

3.)Anyone who discriminates against people or things that are just like them or that they do.

1.)Stoner: "Weed isn't good for you at all, man!" = HIPOCRITE!!
-or-
"Don't smoke weed!" = HIPOCRITE!!

2.)The Devil: "I am such a holy person!" = HIPOCRITE!!

3.)Whigger: "Dude, you gotta stop tryin to be some who you're not...just be yourself, dawg!" = HIPOCRITE!!

by Bones_25 January 9, 2008

Likeocrite

A likeocrite is someone who "likes" posts on facebook that he/she actually dislikes because of an ulterior motive. Some examples include: "liking" the posts of a frienemy or "liking" something posted on your wall that you dislike because you have a crush on the facebook friend who posted it.

Lisa: Why did you "like" that music video that Amy posted on your wall? I thought you hated pop music.
Mark: I do hate pop music, but Amy's really cute.
Lisa: You are such a likeocrite.

by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Hipocrite

A hipocrite is a person who states thet sont like when you do something and does the exact thing.

"Hey, you why do you have an umbrella over your head? It's only drizzling." Said Addi, but Addi has an umbrella over her head. " GIRL YOU HAVE AN UMBRELLA OVER YOUR HEAD!" says Mack. "Your being a hipocrite!"

by YOURUBERDRIVER October 26, 2018

Libocrite

A liberal hypocrite; a false flag liberal. Someone who fraudulently identifies with liberal views. Libocrisy can be identified by probing until the libocrite makes a statement that is hypocritical, often homophobic or racist in nature, or defensive of actions the decry in Conservatives. Associates with liberal viewpoints but does not actually believe them, or associates blindly absent analytical thought.

Joe said 'don't get butthurt' when his friend said something racist about Jews, but immediately blocked me on Facebook when I asked if I can call his friend 'white trash'. He's not liberal, he's a libocrite.

by Lusciousron June 29, 2016