liobe

it’s simple. She’s pretty, she’s smart, she’s crazy. Her personality is pure gold. Everyone likes her or is jealous, she wraps all the boys around her fingers and she always looks cute even at 6am. Be friends with her or lose the chance of a 4liferr :) youll never find someone like her honey trust me

liobe: **walks
person 1: „Look there’s liobe! She looks so gorgeous i cant look anywhere else.“
person 2: „Oh gawdd MARRY ME LIOBE“
liobe: **smiles
person 1: **love shock
person 2: **also love shock
everyone: **stunned **in love

by yourmumskidhasacrushonme November 20, 2021

liberal zombie

Anyone in the general public who votes for a democrat.

The mindless liberal zombies elected democrats who then enslaved and ruled over them.

by BWM,VA June 1, 2014

libercarelessian

A synonym for libertarian that more accurately describes their adherence to the bankrupt theory of objectivism propagated by the soulless and vulgar excuse for a human being, ayn rand.

libercarelessians - plural for libercarelessian

ayn rand, the true model of a libercarelessian, a vigorous supporter of self sufficiency, and a crusader against any and all government intervention in the lives of "We the People", spent the waning years of her pathetic, hypocritical, and heartless life sucking off the dole of Medicare and Social Security.

by Bort6 February 3, 2013

liberal glasses

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

Liberal Tourette Syndrome

They tendency of liberals to engage in political debate by using foul language, very often a string of foul words in place of content. .

I tried to chat with an online liberal, but he only responded by calling me a series of gutter names. Must have Liberal Tourette Syndrome.

by Larry Horist August 19, 2014

Sue for libel

Idiom verb To have a bowel movement in an inappropriate location.

Origin: the term originates with pretend-journalist Chuck C. Johnson, known primarily for (1) threatening to sue people for libel, (2) being accused of shitting on the floor, (3) threatening to sue people for libel for referring to him shitting on the floor.

"Taco Bell?"
"No way, man. I'm working a shift tonight and I don't want to sue for libel in the breakroom."

"Dude, call that hot girl from the club!"
"I can't. I got really drunk and when we went back to her place I sued for libel all over her leather couch!"
"Man, you should really consider seeking medical attention about that."

by Ken the Popehat Blogger December 12, 2014