lincoln logger 

when you take a poop that is so large it needs to be broken up by a lincoln logger in order to be flushed

Wow that lincoln logger was so big i had to use a stick and break it up before i flushed

lincoln logger by Mallie November 28, 2005

Lincoln Logger 

n.

A violent pseudo-sexual act in which one defecates on the blunt side of an axe, and proceeds to strike another person wit said poop-imbued tool.
Often considered a symbol of carnal-based pleasure, lincoln logging is recommended for any small group social situations including, but not limited to: game nights, group therapy, church, grocery store lines, family dinners, holiday parties, and small-scale orgies.

Verb- Lincoln Logging

"Gee golly, did that man just offer me a lincoln logger? I should have accepted his offer!"

"My oh my! I can't wait to get home and start lincoln logging my wife and kids!"

Lincoln Logger by Schaft November 15, 2013

Lincoln logged

To be sodomized by a large black penis.

Quote "Were going to take you White Boys down to Oakland City jail were your all going to get Lincoln Logged"

Lincoln logged by jimbonia August 21, 2009

linclon logger 

taking a bunch of little shits in someones mouth

o man i did the linclon logger last night with your mom and she just eats that shit up

linclon logger by gangster dillweed December 24, 2008

Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.

Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.

Lincoln Logged by king kennedy January 13, 2008

Lincoln-logged 

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.

When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.

Lincoln-logged by Larpington Haggitson February 6, 2019