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crack life 

A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.

This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.

Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
Just wait when Desinc Plays Crack Life
crack life by A Jude October 31, 2019

Crack for life 

CFL or crack for life; refers to the consumption of coke/cociane. Often the consumption for people that claim that they don't do it and like to do it... Hence crack for life
"What did you do last night?" Met the boys ...... " crack for life "

On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"

I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...
Crack for life by Jon b August 2, 2016

crackle to life 

farting, farts AKA: 'crackled to life'
i pray these beans make my buttle crackle to life

they were socking it home after eating mexican, when her buttle crackled to life

lifetrack 

a track that changes or influences the course of your life; a song that you love so much that you are likely to play it on repeat or in a DJ set; a song that makes you want to turn the volume up to full blast.

often used as a "hashtag" in twitter.
#lifetrack : "slip" by deadmau5 is totally kicking my ass.
lifetrack by lhiver November 24, 2009

Lifefrack 

Once I started heroin I knew that a piss-bucket would be a great lifefrack.
Lifefrack by YossarianT June 7, 2019

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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