letter box

A square or rectangular prism shaped box commonlly situated at the front of peoples houses mounted on a post or in a precut hole in the fence. A letter box can usaully consist of two different holes; a rectangular hole cut into the letterbox, which is where the postman or postwoman places paper messages encased in a an adressed envolope. The other hole is a round cylinder, where pointless paper, also known as junkmail, is inserted by the paper boy. On the letter box,it is very common to have the number that represents the house that the letter box is used for. Some letter boxes can be locked by a small padlock to prevent people from stealing your mail (this is highly recommeded if you live in a shitty/dodgy neibourhood). Most people like to decorate their letterboxes but is usually a very bad idea.

"hey ma! Im going out to get the mail from the letter box. ok?

by THE RANDOM SPAZZ December 20, 2004

letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008

letter in the mail box

This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!

aka - wedgey

boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.

by troubledemon March 27, 2009

poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.

Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!

Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!

by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017

clean the litter box

the act of eating a girl's asshole after she takes a shit

Joel has to clean the litter box before he gets a blow job.

by Mr. Joel September 20, 2021

Plenty more pussy in the litter box

When a girl pies you but there are a lot more girls about to crack on with

Steve: victoria just pied me to go out with her mates
Chris: don’t worry mate there’s plenty more pussy in the litter box
Steve: you’re right I’ll give Jessica a message now

by Christophe6969 July 14, 2019