lesbiak

When you expect something to be a certain way and have high expectations for it, and then it totally fails you.

Comes from expecting to hear 'lesbian' but instead hearing lesbiak.

Two guys prepare to go over a massive speedbump at full speed, but when they hit it all they feel is a slight jolt.
"Dude, what a lesbiak speedbump"
"Totally man. Totally a lesbiak moment"

by 1mp0r7g4m3r October 23, 2006

lesbian jesus

A title given to singer/actress Hayley Kiyoko by her fans

The lesbian Jesus strikes again.

by Somebody’s February 13, 2018

lesbiab

A lesbian who types too fast.

i'm a lesbiab
lesbab
lesbiam
les
person 2: its ok take ur time
GIRLS

by I cant find a fucking username February 22, 2018

Lesbian dance theory

A term used to define and symbolize useless majors that tend to undermine "real" education and give no societal contribution.

"No One Cares if You Majored in Lesbian Dance Theory" - Ben Shapiro

by Avapie December 17, 2017

ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse than ur mom gay

Carl-"UR MOM GAY"
Joe -"ur dad lesbian"
Carl-*dies*

by big 'ol anime titties March 8, 2018

Lesbian Jesus

“Lesbian Jesus” is given to the holy, Hayley Kiyoko a singer, by her fans.

Lesbian Jesus strikes again

I love you Lesbain Jesus

by KJace005 May 21, 2018

bambi lesbian

a lesbian more interested in cuddles and kisses than sex

I'm more interested in cuddles than sex, I think I'd be called a bambi lesbian.

by delishdelish December 27, 2016