leeyol 

the indigenous, flirtatious mating call for ane, often used by the honorary Jacob "JCOCK" Gladwell

Jacob: Leeyol, leeyol, leeyol, leeyol
(Hairy Old Black Man approaches in a clown suit)
Jacob: Aneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Leeeeeeeeyyyoolll!!!
....ten minutes later...
(Hairy Old Black Man puts back fro)
Jacob: MmmhmmHhhmMmMhmmm Leeyolguar!!!

leeyol by Jacob.gladwell May 14, 2011

leeollie 

A very very amazing friend. A LeeOllie is usually a emo child who is obsessed with Johnny Depp and Billie Eilish. She's weird in the best way and usually quiet and intimidating in the beginning, but once she warms up to you, she's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She'll always be there for you to lend an ear when you need one. If you have a LeeOllie in your life then you are very lucky.

Nate: Whoa, who is that screeching emo chick??
Novak: Oh that's just LeeOllie
Raber: GET IN THE CORNER

leeollie by NyxPixie March 23, 2021

Leenold Schwartzencrander 

A superhuman figure having qualities both man-like and mom-like. Able to sense the most miniscule disturbances within a garden space and capable of producing the most irrational logic known to mankind. Her or his goal: Ruining as many lives as inhumanly possible each day through a series of extremely organized agendas.

Did you hear about what Leenold Schwartzencrander did last night?

No, do share.

S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.

Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?

Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!

Leenold Schwartzencrander by Randy VonSchnandiDan August 31, 2008

leepoletz 

Pronounced "lee-pole-tz." This occurs when, after staying up all night performing important tasks, a man, due to fatigued judgment, decides it's in his best interests to masturbate in order to stay awake, but gets caught because he forgot to take necessary privacy safeguards.

"Dude, I totally pulled a leepoletz last night in a park and a cop found me," or "I knew I was gonna get leepoletzed because my mom was sitting next to me."

leepoletz by wilk_killah March 30, 2009