Laser pussy 

a girl who has had a shit load of procedures done to her body and,or face to make her look better for example: laser hair removal,bikini line done by laser, and, or plastic surgery.

that girl is so fine, she damn near perfect, she's what you would call laser pussy.

Laser pussy by christian luyando February 14, 2009

pussy laser 

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.

She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!

pussy laser by muthaf January 27, 2009