lazer five

High five that does not make contact. Hands are held parallel to each other but not slapped - sometimes a silly buzzing sound is made.

Lazer five for doing a great job, man. But don't forget to wash your hands after picking up that trash.

lazer five by doug1ness July 12, 2015

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beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning

Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.

beefy five layer burrito by Briana>:) August 2, 2010

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Five Layer Burrito

Having sex with five mexicans over all five orifices of the body. (One in each ear, one in the mouth, ect.) Sour Cream is optional.

Denyce can get a five layer burrito for 85 cents, but only at taco belle.

Five Layer Burrito by human shark April 1, 2010

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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