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the most fabulous event of all time, better than anal sex...

pronounced as 'lan ex', but 'lanks' is also acceptable...

the only Lan party fully endorsed by jesus, mohammed, bruce lee and the easter bunny.
hot babe: hey there hot stud
me: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
hot babe: wanna come to my house and have hot anal sex with me and 7 of my hot friends?
me: no thanks, im goin to lanX
hot babe: oh okay, i will also go to lanX
LanX by fabulous man May 13, 2006
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Lanxiang is a vocation school located in Shandong China. In 2010, Lanxiang was suspected by New York times as the initiator of Operation Aurora, in which Google and many other US websites experienced cyber attacked. Lanxiang School thus became famous and jokingly referenced by Chinese netizen as the ultimate hacker group.
"Those hackers must came have studied in Lanxiang". "Lanxaing claimed to be responsible for this cyber attack."
Lanxiang by EmoMelon March 14, 2013
THe most amazing Asian chick you will ever meet tends to be very smart , hard working and very caring and nice

But is really sensitive has lots of emotions overthinks and is always in love with their first crush never really have a second one lanxin is also loyal sure can make some mistakes and get mad very easily but she will always that caring friend.
Person 1: she is soo thoughtfull

Person 2: yeah of course her name is lanxin
lanxin by Yowasssuppmydude February 20, 2019
kickass asian chick who loves rainbows and llamas and stalks jazz instructors named Stefan, who uses big vocabulary like "ergo" and "goodness" and is a fan of slumber partayys, and owns a smexii chainsaw named Watt-Mahtab the 3rd and is highh on super mario magick mushrooms and got herpes from a Rihanna atom bomb and enjoys recreational activities such as plotting to take over the world, harassing little boys, shaving off Annie's fatass afro, and going to her best friend Leroy's house. She has many other best friends such as clarinet guy, whom is bedridden on the walls of Sir Ernest Macmillan and curly, the non-terrorist (with a formerly sexy afro) and is a pro stalker who is a proud member of the F.O.B. (foxy ovulating bitches) mob with an even sexier last name.
Little Timmy: Hey mom I'm going to Leroy's house after school with Lanxi VONGOLA WATT MACHTAB FO SHIZZLE FOBBY MOBBY ASIAN WACHYA MA FACE OOGLEY BOOGLEY SNAP POPPLE CRACK DRUG DEALERS FROM RUSSIAN ITALIANS CAN OPENEER PHANTOMHIVE DISCO BALLZ OF CHARURU ENGLISH SECOND LANGUAGE FOBS SOCIETY FOOGLEY RAINBOW UNICORN ASIANCOURT PACIFICAL MALLIANS BOOTLAG DVDS EXQUISITE LOSERS PWN UR MOOGLEY JIGGLY JIGGLY POKEMON TRAINSER OF DIGIMON MASTERZ OF DISGUISE CADET PINEAPPLE UNISON SYMETRY IN NYC CADETS WHO TRIP AND ROLL DOWN HILLS GOOGLEY GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! 10 DAMAGE LIGHT SPEED FORCES POWER RANGERS
Mother: Oh..Damn...beware of herpes!!
lanxi by lalabananas June 26, 2009
Something you can't define. Something that gives you a "huh?" face. Something weird and unexplainable, weird looking, out of this world.
"I have no clue what that creature is"
"that's a Lanxien right there"
Lanxien by green butergyl July 23, 2023

lanxious 

1. Somebody who is very anxious, but too lazy to do anything about it

2. A cocktail of laxative and anti-anxiety medication
1. I would have been a great musician if I had not been so lanxious.

2. I would like you take 20mL of lanxious before your operation.
lanxious by Rararararararara September 11, 2009

Lanxiety 

When you encounter a mod and think for some inexplicable reason that you will get handcuffed, warned, kicked, or banned for no reason.
*Mod enters the chat*
Elle: "Oh god oh fuck I have been inflicted with Lanxiety!"
Lanxiety by Viscountess October 22, 2020