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An advert targeted at lads.

Normally broadcast between football matches and revolve around gambling, cars and alcohol.
Lad 1: Man, did you see that Ladvert?
Lad 2: Yeah!! I fucking love beer and tyres!
ladvert by LadosaurusRex March 12, 2015
Words you can keep

laverty soda 

alcohol (mixture of various liquors found around the house.)
I need to get a buzz, let's get some laverty soda
laverty soda by knee_grow May 16, 2006
A silly looking "eshay lad" often the less popular lads in a eshay lad clan... they are the quiet ones amoungst the more popular eshay lads. They r goofy looking and most of the times they the most violent often lashing out in an attempt to gain a place of importantce amoungst the eshay lads
"haha ey conna lad here comes smithers haha the ugly ladbert"
ladbert by Lane Bradleys HR 2 10 November 27, 2006

LADvertising 

Advertising your ladish traits to the opposite sex.

i.e. Using Ladish behaviour to try and impress a girl.
person 1: See that guy down a litre of vodka?

Person 2: Yeah man, he was LADvertising to those girls!
LADvertising by ThyEagle January 23, 2011

Ladventure 

A night out which is steeped in laddish revelry; lots of misogyny, hedonism and outrageous levels of alcohol consumption. Also defined as a stint of nights out in a row.
Wheyyyyyy, fuckin' LADventure.
Ladventure by supercalps June 9, 2011

Keith Laverty

Some think he is a God, others a prophet. In reality he is both, and he has his own line of T-shirts.
I wish that I could be like Keith
Keith Laverty by Voltron December 19, 2004

shane laverty

A blonde haired specimen that loves the wee burdies and three bottles of Bucky. He doesn’t mind a few keys of whatever he can get his hands on and will most likely boot ur wing mirror off if ur not watching.
“Here yo there’s fuckin Shane Laverty he’s fuckin coked oot n steamin bet he’s gonna go do mad shit”
shane laverty by Lsd_overload October 14, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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