lad talk 

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.

"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"

lad talk by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018

lad talk 

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more

Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*

lad talk by dandans January 17, 2022