LACASTROPHE (LA'CASS>TRO-FEE);

1) DEFINED AS ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GLASS HALF FULL. MURPHY'S LAW HAS PICKED THIS PERSON AS IT'S POSTER CHILD.

2) THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM WINNING (CHARLIE SHEEN YOU CAME SECOND).

3) AN UNAVOIDABLE MESS THAT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, PLACE, SITUATION OR EVENT.
I walked into service today and it was a lacastrophe; tech's where yelling, customers where crying and ASM's where melting down.
by Berlin Speak March 15, 2011
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