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When heterosexual intercourse is imminent, yet through unforeseen but preventable circumstances, the penetration fails to commence.
Me: Man, yesterday I just Kwamboed SO HARD!!
Friend: Serious? I thought she was well on it?
Me: Yeah, passed out and threw up on her sofa...
Friend: Yeah bruv, you Kwamboed
kwambo by Rajvir Sirha August 10, 2012
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Kamau Kambon 

Kamau Kambon is a former North Carolina State University visiting professor of African-American Studies.

He is probably most famous (or notorious) for a speech delivered October 14, 2005, at Howard University, urging genocide of whites, saying, "We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve this problem of racial injustice." Footage of this speech is readily available as of July 14, 2006, and was apparently aired on C-SPAN (author realizes no one watches C-SPAN).

He supports his argument by calling the modern world an "international plantation," with each white man a plantation owner. He claims that all whites want to rape and kill blacks, citing "Pulp Fiction" as evidence of white bloodlust (this citation confuses the author, who does not understand what segment of the film Mr. Kambon is alluding to).

Mr. Kambon has a website (author does not know what the politically correct term for Mr. Kambon's association with said website--ownership, ) at www.blacknificent.com. The website seems devoid of any statements regarding genocide, instead offering links and inspirational tidbits about African-American culture, legacy, struggle and history.
I don't know 'bout you, but to me Kamau Kambon just proves that you don't have to be white to be a racist dick.

To any black people: I am white, and I don't want to kill you. You go do your thing, I'll go do mine, and we can all get along and maybe later we can do something fun, like clearcutting in Brazil or playing tag around Chernobyl or something. And won't that be fun?
Kamau Kambon by [dp] leviathan July 14, 2006
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Arshad Chaudhury Kamboh. Member of Pakistan Olympic hockey team winning a bronze medal.
Kamran Akmal Kamboh. A palyer of pakistan cricket team.
Kamboh by Saim Kamboh May 7, 2013
KWAB of the year; of all the pussy ass bitches out there, this is the absolute biggest bitch.
"Damn, this man isn't just a regular bitch, he's the Kwaboty"
kwaboty by Nathaniel Higgersby September 11, 2023

Aekum Kamboj 

Aekum is a word used to describe an amazing person.

He is one of the funniest people you will get to know, just by interacting with him he can lighten up you mood. He is sweet and caring and will always go out of the way to make you feel loved. He is very fun to be around and overall has a very charming personality.

Treasure every moment if you ever meet an Aekum!
I wish I had an Aekum Kamboj in my life!

I want my son to be like an Aekum Kamboj.
Aekum Kamboj by symbiroomie January 13, 2021

kamboozled 

to have misfortunate brought upon you by an unlikely sequence of events.
you've been kamboozled ,

oh no, I've been kamboozled ,
watch out, you'll get kamboozled ,
who is next to be kamboozled?
kamboozled by beansbaxter August 19, 2010

OG KwanBone 

An urban legend originated from Toronto. Legends say that OG Kwanbone walked 300 miles to deliver headphones and while on the walk he cured the blindness of 20 people including his.
Person 1: Yo did you hear about OG KwanBone
Person 2: Ya I did, man I wanna be a legend like him!
OG KwanBone by ISSAPOSTUPTINGDAWG February 11, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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