kunetz

1. the act of B.S.-ing life

2. screwed over

He just kunetzed himself.

Friend talking to Friend 2:

Friend: Dude I really don't want to hang out with that guy.

Friend2: Why not?

Friend: He's just really kunetz.

by buzzkunts May 24, 2009

The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

by Headman76 May 3, 2020

kuntzcrew

A crazy person. A manic, deranged, demented, psycho. A loose screw. Loose personality. Self righteousness. Loose cannon. Trigger happy.a joker. A wise guy. A tricky person. Zero trust. Something negative. A wild one.

Wait a second don't loose your cool, don't be a kuntzcrew. That guy is crazy like a kuntzcrew. That guy ripped me off, he's such a loose screw, kuntzcrew. My boss is a deranged kuntzcrew.

by karteler July 19, 2014

Kuntzman

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

Knetz

Short for Korean Netizen

Knetz are so rude with some idols!

by bluedaruma October 15, 2019

Kuntzenfagen

Cunts and fags, usually WASP's (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants) with upper middle class backgrounds. The average Kuntzenfagen typically belonging to sororities or fraternities. These "people" are generally known to be very rude, pushy, intoxicated, addicted to one or more illegal narcotics or prescription drugs, and do not tip very well at drinking establishments.

"oh man, down at the pub last night, it got overrun by Kuntzenfagen! After those fuckers showed up, 3 fights broke out and one of them puked all over the bar! Fuck those spoiled, rich Kuntzenfagen! None of them tipped and they all payed with credit cards."

by Fuck Nutt October 13, 2007

Kuntz

synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck

I wanna fuck Kuntz!!!

by kuntamasta December 3, 2010