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1. the act of B.S.-ing life

2. screwed over

He just kunetzed himself.

Friend talking to Friend 2:

Friend: Dude I really don't want to hang out with that guy.

Friend2: Why not?

Friend: He's just really kunetz.

kunetz by buzzkunts May 24, 2009

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The Kuntz

Obtaining legendary status by
unexpectedly dropping your hairy taint selfie in the middle of a group chat.

We were all just talking and next thing he pulled The Kuntz on us

The Kuntz by Headman76 May 3, 2020

Related Words

kunetz • kuntz • knetz • kenetzar • Kuetzpalin • Kuntzman • Konetzy • kuntzcrew • Kuntz DC Server • Kuntzenfagen

kuntzcrew

A crazy person. A manic, deranged, demented, psycho. A loose screw. Loose personality. Self righteousness. Loose cannon. Trigger happy.a joker. A wise guy. A tricky person. Zero trust. Something negative. A wild one.

Wait a second don't loose your cool, don't be a kuntzcrew. That guy is crazy like a kuntzcrew. That guy ripped me off, he's such a loose screw, kuntzcrew. My boss is a deranged kuntzcrew.

kuntzcrew by karteler July 19, 2014

Kuntzman

an insult meaning cuck or pussy

Guy 1: Dude stop whining
Guy2: It was loud and hurt me
Guy1: You're such a kuntzman

Kuntzman by FKDWerfer June 17, 2016

Knetz

Short for Korean Netizen

Knetz are so rude with some idols!

Knetz by bluedaruma October 15, 2019

Kuntzenfagen

Cunts and fags, usually WASP's (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants) with upper middle class backgrounds. The average Kuntzenfagen typically belonging to sororities or fraternities. These "people" are generally known to be very rude, pushy, intoxicated, addicted to one or more illegal narcotics or prescription drugs, and do not tip very well at drinking establishments.

"oh man, down at the pub last night, it got overrun by Kuntzenfagen! After those fuckers showed up, 3 fights broke out and one of them puked all over the bar! Fuck those spoiled, rich Kuntzenfagen! None of them tipped and they all payed with credit cards."

Kuntzenfagen by Fuck Nutt October 13, 2007

Kuntz

synonyms: huge, dickalicious

amazing, big penis, hot, the thing you wanna fuck

I wanna fuck Kuntz!!!

Kuntz by kuntamasta December 3, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026