A person who strongly ressembles a duck/llama, and has problems with flem production in the sense that they produce ridiculous amounts.
They may also suffer from awful flatulence, and have a problem where they make everything that they come near slimy. Somehow.
Very difficult to control. Mildly alchoholic.

A terrible illness.
'KULLUHMUGUMPHGUH! My bread is slimy AGAIN!'

'Kullumugumphguh got wind. Again.'

'KULLUH put that whiskey DOWN!'

'Mugumphguh you silly llama'
by ratterre July 5, 2008
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